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Hey thar.

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 27, 2009, 7:17 PM

Mood: b0x0rz-less

You are a nerd.

So watch this.

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Christmassy Habber Jabber

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 23, 2009, 6:45 PM

Mood: b0x0rz-less

Today be christmas eve eve.

Do you celebrate the christmas?
Do you have presents bought?
Do you have presents wrapped?

I dont. Have them wrapped that is.
That will be done tomorrow whilst the mother is at work collecting childrens letters to santa and delivering them to the people who have nothing better to do than volenteer to reply to said letters, and she will be delivering the lest few packages that are luckey enough to make it to their destination before the jolly ol fat man eats all your cookies.
One of the perks of having a mail-man(woman) as a mother is all the chocolate her customers give her around christmas. I have ingested what, for many creatures would be a lethal amount of chocolate, nougat, mystery nut, strange pink goo and vanilla glaze over these past few hours, and am waiting for my stomach to point out the fact that yes, there is a limit to how many pots of gold you can ingest in 24 hours.

Stay tuned for the list of things I will be recieving and bragging/complaining about on christmas day.

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Three Days Grace

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 20, 2009, 9:11 PM

Mood: b0x0rz-less

Ears Ringing so much I cant hear the keyboard clicking.

Throat screaming back at me for screaming so hard.

Feet...pretty much reduced to stubs from all the pounding they took.

Some wicked awesome guy in a hat bought us coolers. Thanks man!

If Three days grace was this mind blowing, HOLY FUCK I CAN'T WAIT TILL BILLY TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This journal's about Boobs, so you should read it.

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 16, 2009, 12:43 PM

Mood: b0x0rz-less

I wanted to put "This journal contains boobs, therefore you should read it" but it wouldn't fit in the title box.

So Dane Cook was pretty hilarious. Semen jokes are always funny.

I'm reading the color of magic. Friggen awesome.
It starts off explaining how Discworld is on the back of four elephants, which are on the back of a giant turtle, swimming through space. Then it tells you that every once and a while all the giant turtles get together and mate. This is called the big bang theory.

Get it?

haha

I'm going to see Pirate radio tonight, and 2012 tomorrow night. Three Days Grace concert is Sunday.

The finished fightclub quiz is up. Go see it.

I've been having a comment war on youtube with some dumb shit who thinks that if people didn't eat meat, there would be so many animals that we would die.
He doesn't realize that there are so many farm animals, because we breed that many. To eat.
And if we didn't breed them, they wouldn't be there.
And if we didn't breed that many, the world would have a lot more food to feed people, because we're not using it all to feed animals.

Its sad when a supporter of antivegetarionism day has to exlpain this kind of thing.

Oh yes, me and my friend invented antivegetarionism day. Its the day after Thanksgiving. You celebrate by eating a nice big portion of dead animal, and poking fun at your vegetarian friends. Great fun.

Oh by the way, are you guys just too lazy to comment on anything now or what? I hardly have anything other than deviations in my inbox anymore. I want conversations damnit!

So your wondering by now, when are the boobs going to be mentioned?
Well, here it is:

My boob was twitching for five minutes straight before I wrote this journal. The left one to be exact.

HAPPY DECEMBER 16^th!!

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Lo, Sarcastic Harm.

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 9, 2009, 8:43 AM

Mood: b0x0rz-less

The title is an anagram for the movie we are showing at work now.
Figure it out.

Eww its snowing. ----> Well It made a snowday so I guess thats okay.

BTW I have a "visitors" section on my page.
I know this site is the only one you didn't block me on.
And I saw you visiting.
Woohoo. Stalker? Or just like me, do you like to see if your life is failing as much as I wish it was?
Ha ha ha he he ho ho ha.

Fight club quiz be up.
It was a bitch to make.

Dane Cook Friday!

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ShoutBoard

Anyone who bothered to read this has now gotten themselves into a long, harrowing, possibly dangerous, journey that may or may not involve changing...or saving the world.
Now, if you, and YOU ONLY are ready for this difficulty, scary, possibly slimy task, i need you to raise your right hand, put it on your head, start patting up and down whilst you take your left hand, place it carefully on your stomache, start to slowly make circles, being sure to continue the headular patting, and recite this oath:

I solemnly swear to complete this dangerous, possibly smelly task, for it may or may not include saving the world as we know it. I swear not to tell anyone about this exciting, possibly grotesque adventure, and not to duplicate this message into any journal or anything of the such seeing as it is a sacred message that took Carley a good long time to type up in order to recruit me to save the possibly in danger world. Amen!

ok, now that youve recited the oath, you may move onto step one.

Step one,
You must collect the following items, and when you have the following items, in entirety, take the following items to the following place: My Page.
the following items are:

1, three babies souls
2, eleventy-four yellow samsquanches
3, thrity-two virgin squirrels
4, the thunder from a calm white cloud
5, two buss passes from Ottawa to Toronto
6, duplicates of numbers one through five but in Japanese
7, purple jelly
8, blue souls from the undead zombies of the cemetery of the gods of Olympus
9, three thousand broken i-pod nano's
10, the number that comes after google-plex in cheerios

present the above items to me at the above place stated above with the password. you must figure out the password yourself, as a test of wits to see if you are fit for this manly, possibly animated task. I will give you one hint however, the hint is:

That number. yes, you know...THAT one.... the number...that...you know, im thinking about. but not the number....the word that the number is in this message.

so i leave you now, hoping that someone with the literacy abilities to read and comprehend this message may one day complete the above stated and help with this yellow, possibly flume-related adventure.

Shoutbox

~Raptor-Lord-Number-3: Happy. New. Year.
Fri Jan 1, 2010, 12:02 PM
~Raptor-Lord-Number-3: Shbuh.
Tue Dec 29, 2009, 7:06 PM
~Marilyse: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE
Thu Dec 24, 2009, 11:57 AM
*CarleyLyn: mmm hooker clones
Fri Nov 20, 2009, 10:32 PM
~TheRandomnessDude: Just as I read 'cops', I heard sirens outside. Great going, Pokebreeder, now they'll find my meth lab and hooker cloning facility.
Mon Nov 16, 2009, 10:18 AM
*CarleyLyn: mmm cheerios
Sat Oct 24, 2009, 6:10 PM
~Pokebreeder123: I haz teh Cheerios- now, take them quickly before the cops catch up, since they weren't happy about me, uh, raiding the factory.
Thu Oct 15, 2009, 2:56 PM
*CarleyLyn: BAHAHA
Tue Oct 6, 2009, 11:19 AM
~TheRandomnessDude: Over a month later, and STILL no offers. >: |
Mon Oct 5, 2009, 7:59 AM
~TheRandomnessDude: ... I've been watching this shoutbox for 10 seconds, and no one has offered to blow me. Bullfuckery.
Sat Aug 15, 2009, 1:30 AM
*CarleyLyn: crunchy
Sun Jun 14, 2009, 1:38 PM
~Dragonic-Saga: I eat lizard babies...
Mon Jun 8, 2009, 2:31 PM
~DeathScar: The Game
Fri May 15, 2009, 4:40 PM
~Shadowed-Figure: you miss an an idiot.... but your my idiot so i happen to WIN~
Sun Apr 26, 2009, 11:18 AM
~star-light-dragon: DUDE. YOU GUYS NEED TO GET UP OFF YOUR LAZY BUTTS AND MAKE THIS SHOUT BOARD ACTIVE. THE LAST POST WAS FEB 4 >:[
Mon Apr 20, 2009, 12:23 PM
*CarleyLyn: SWEETNESS! I'll hunt you down there XD
Wed Feb 4, 2009, 2:14 PM
~creativegoth18: HEY CARLEYLYN! it looks like i'm gonna be able to go to anime north.I'll be going as the Edward you saw at naru2u>> ^_^
Wed Feb 4, 2009, 5:17 AM
~Lady-Sarcasm: Hi C:
Thu Jan 29, 2009, 7:17 PM
*CarleyLyn: ><
Tue Jan 13, 2009, 6:24 PM
~gothic-kitten: I has something special planned for your birthday You may hate me for it<3
Sun Jan 11, 2009, 10:46 AM